Diane: "Was it *really* a flat tire which made you three hours late to our house today?"
Walter: "Yes, of course. Why?"
Diane: "Well, I thought maybe you were really on the internet. . . y'know looking for a date or something."
Walter: "Really? What makes you think you can find dates on the internet?" [She doesn't have an internet conection at home]
Diane:"Oh, I dunno. Maybe some [in a snarky voice]technology-girl thinks you're cute."
You just can't make this stuff up.
